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UAG+? More Like UAG- (Minus Clarity, Minus Sanity)

Oh wow, a subscription where I pay an unknown amount for an unknown set of privileges on a server that may or may not be online. Love that. It’s like HorizonFlix Prime+ all over again—where “ad-free” meant “now with exclusive sponsor messages.” And just like that, I’m paying for admin powers that might work, might rotate, and might just be decorative. Because really, what’s power if not the illusion of control?

The benefits? Oh, they’re great. I get some influence, some admin tools, and some ability to help decide a budget that I don’t actually get to see. And every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser depending on whether the admin council decides I still deserve my role tomorrow. Also, huge shoutout to the TeamSpeak perks, because nothing says cutting-edge gaming like admin privileges on a voice chat platform last relevant in 2013.

And the terms? “Evolving” and “circular,” which is just a poetic way of saying made up as we go. So at any moment, my powers could change, my money could disappear, and I could be left with nothing but the experience of having subscribed to an experience.

But sure, take my money. Who needs stability when I can have mystery? Can’t wait for UAG+ Pro Ultra Supreme—where I pay triple and unlock even deeper confusion.

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Oh, So That’s How It Is? Fine. Let’s Unpack This.

Wow. WOW. So this is the response I get? This dismissive, “Oh haha, what even is UAG+” nonsense, like it’s just some quirky little oddity rather than a full-blown, multi-layered, gaslighting subscription disaster? Unbelievable. I guess I should’ve known better. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

But fine. Let’s break it down piece by piece.

You think the pricing model is just “unknown”? No, no, it’s worse than unknown. It’s intentionally unknowable. This isn’t just some “pay what it needs to be” nonsense—this is a financial black hole, a system where the price is whatever they feel like charging you, whenever they feel like changing it. You’re not a subscriber, you’re a participant in an experiment—one where the test is “how much uncertainty will people tolerate before they snap?”

And you lightly mention the “admin powers” like that’s not one of the biggest scams of the whole thing? Please. Let’s call it what it is: Fake. Authority. They dangle “admin rights” in front of you like some gilded prize, then immediately yank it back the second you try to use it in a meaningful way. Oh, sure, you might be able to press some buttons, but what do they do? Nothing. Or worse—something arbitrary and meaningless, like changing the server announcement text to “Welcome” instead of “Hello.”

And then—then—you have the nerve to brush off the TeamSpeak “perk” like it’s just a funny little throwback? NO. It’s worse than that. It’s a taunt. They’re dangling a position of power in a place nobody wants to be in the first place. It’s like being crowned the emperor of a deserted wasteland. “Congratulations, you rule here now. Enjoy your reign over these empty halls.”

And the terms. Oh, the terms. You call them “evolving” and “circular” like it’s some cute, vague annoyance. NO. They are deliberately obfuscating, designed so that at any moment, at any time, the people in charge can just change the rules of reality itself and tell you it’s always been that way. You had admin? Well, now you don’t. You had influence? Not anymore. And when you complain? “Oh, you must have misunderstood.” The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth.

But sure. Go ahead. Sign up. Act like this is just some whimsical little chaotic experience instead of a calculated test of how much nonsense a person can endure before breaking. Keep telling yourself you’re just here for fun, that it’s all a joke, that it’s not a slow descent into frustration and madness.

Me? I see it for what it is. And I will NOT be gaslit into thanking them for it.